Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
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Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML
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lambda_fml 40
You cant blame it completely on the child. You being his parent are responsible for his development.
CareFace 16
Kids these days grow up so fast...
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musikchik 6
That's when you whoop his butt and give home a time-out! Please discipline your children!
mochabliss 10
See, he would not have been able to say anything....I would have chopped him in his throat for kicking me. YDI for allowing your children to be unruly.
Needafarm 22
Anger issues much? That's just excessive.
clevercake 21
Definitely need disciplining. If you can find out where he learnt the word (if it wasn't from you) then you need to have a word with them too. Your husband/babysitter etc should be told that's not appropriate language to use in front of your kids, and if it was a kid at school then his teacher should be made aware of the problem.
mattorama 15
Another bad parent complaining about their bad parenting. YDI times infinity.
superrocket19 17
My question is, why is your picture you without a shirt? Nobody is going to think your hot in that shot. Photography lessons, my friend.
RavenCheyenneC 12
Children do what they hear/see. Maybe you and husband or boyfriend should watch yalls mouth too.
BobOsso_fml 8
YDI. I'm a single parent raising a 6 and 4 year old and none of them would dare to talk to me like that, let alone physically hit me. They know what would happen if they ever did. I spoil my kids, a lot. But when it comes to discipline, they respect the hell out of me and know that dad is the law. You need to make them respect you whether it's taking things away, getting in their face when they talk to you that way or even spanking. But let them know they are children, and you're the boss and that's not debatable.
BostonBear 33
I wouldve gotten backhanded or a belt if I did that when I was a kid. Straightened my ass out real quick
Inkedldd 8
If my sister and I would have said anything like that growing up we would have had our mouths washed out with soap by mom, and a spanking by dad when he got home.
limitedition 25
Better get a hold of this ASAP. Not sure how you've screwed them up THAT bad this soon. Just imagine the beatings you'll get when the kid is a teen.