Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
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Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML
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lambda_fml 40
You cant blame it completely on the child. You being his parent are responsible for his development.
CareFace 16
Kids these days grow up so fast...
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ywolfgl 21
This is what I say! The kid needs some parenting for sure to fix it! However, the root of the problem or where it came from isn't stated and that should be figured out and dealt with ASAP
Mauskau 36
Do what my parents did to my sister. They shoved a spoonful of mustard into her mouth because she was swearing when young and they didn't know where she got it from. Apparently she hasn't said the word up until this day and she's just turned 21.
blackvyper 8
Three words: Arizona Boot Camp
foreverdice 5
How did your child get to be so rude and disrespectful in the first place? What five year old knows those kind of words?
Vickyh46 8
That kid needs smacked.
vladimirjames 5
If I EVER did something like that to my dad at that age he would've whooped my bare butt till I cried and then make me stand up facing the wall doing nothing for five hours.
malow90 3
Lead by example. Set a better example. Where else would they get it from if you were doing your job as a parent and teaching them right and wrong?
Obey_StudBoii 23
I'm sorry but if this was my kid I would spank his little behind. Teach him a lesson or else he'll grow up like one of these kids running your life.
Threnody666 19
Sounds like someone needs his ass whipped.
cieloalicia 16
Okay, whether you or their father is lax in the parenting department, or children from school are that influential, you need to be the one to knock that out of them ASAP. Sit them both down and have a long serious talk. They swear again, make all hell break loose. Let them know that's just not okay.