Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
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Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
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muffinsareyummy 1
i hope she didn't charge you for the coupons.
ppl2ppl 4
OP was on a 2 week vacation you dumb twat, how is she suppose to clean up after her dog when she is away?
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Starfire22 5
Wow your mom really sucks! If someone agrees to dogsit that includes making sure that the dog goes outside to poo and pee. If it makes a mess you clean it not just let it sit and stew over. I hope you make sure to find a better person to dogsit next time you leave.
muffinsareyummy 1
i hope she didn't charge you for the coupons.
cein 0
You know people who has the house pet always met those horrble things, but you need to teach your dog where to poo and pee. plus you have a great mother.
splinterette 0
As far as I'm concerned, you should be thrilled that your mom dog-sat for you! It's expensive to actually *hire* someone to do it. Stop whining about having to clean up a little mess - YOU are the one who has the dog, and I'm sure this isn't the first time you've had to clean up after it. I think it's sad that so many people on here expect moms to just clean up for them. (And no, I'm not a mother.)
MidnightMusic53 37
When you dog-sit, that means you let the poor thing out so it can relieve itself. Not keep it locked in the house. It's just as important as making sure it has fresh food and water. If the mother failed to let the dog out, then of course it's her fault! Nobody wants to come home from vacation, most likely exhausted and not in the best of moods, to have to clean up dog mess. Yes, it's nice that she watched the dog, but you don't know if she actually did it for free, as OP does not mention if whether or not she was being paid to watch it. Even if she did it for free, it's still messed up to not let the dog outside to relieve itself. It's both unfair to the dog and to OP, as not only does OP have to clean up all of that mess, but they most likely have damage to their room now as a result of the dog mess just sitting there for two weeks. "I watched your dog, but I didn't let it outside to relieve itself since I watched it for free" is a bullshit excuse.
muichini 0
when did coupons get rid of a smell?
Avenging_Angel 0
So when an FML involves a cat, you guys all squeal "YDI FOR HAVING A CAT! GET A DOG!" But dogs aren't so perfect either, now are they?!? That's right, bitches.
PonPonPattaPon 0
The exact same thing happened to me today!! except i didnt get any cupons. And i stepped in the shit. and the dog peed on my leg. :C
catatonicsleep 17
I don't get all the people blaming the op for not house training the dog... if it has to pee and no one lets it out it can't wait forever
jcap113 4
ydi for having a dog instead of a litter trained cat. dogs are gross.
Jenny246844 21
thank you so much for sharing your opinion with us.
Hiktmae 20
Well, unlike you, some people prefer that their animals shit outside. It's the mom's fault for volunteering to pet-sit and not responsibly taking the poor dog out.
capnbzarr 43
Your mother's responsibility for cleaning up your shitty messes ended when you outgrew diapers. You should be thankful she agreed to feed your dog for you. People pay good money for those services.