Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML
Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML
Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
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poopface82 25
Well la-di-da Mr. Frenchman. Two months of vacation? I haven’t been on a vacation in three years. If I got to go spend time with dogs like that, it would be so wonderful. FYL but I’d take it.
core01 30
Pay for your own place, mooch.
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poopface82 25
Well la-di-da Mr. Frenchman. Two months of vacation? I haven’t been on a vacation in three years. If I got to go spend time with dogs like that, it would be so wonderful. FYL but I’d take it.
core01 30
Pay for your own place, mooch.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
A two-month vacation of you know what? No, I don't know what. Please explain. In all seriousness, that is pretty gross, but at the same time, it's her house, and she has dogs, so if you don't like it, go to a hotel.