Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Well played, you mutt
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. Five minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog had shat in the exact same spot, apparently to make me look stupid. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Treasure hunt
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Naughty boy
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Bad boy
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
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ozpunker 20
You should give your husband the "You're sleeping in the couch tonight" face.
cb1002630 11
This is me giving you the "yell at your inconsiderate husband" face. >=|
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primadonnagirl 13
sounds like my whole family. that would tick me off. FYL
MichellinMan 20
Give your husband the "I'll ******* kill you" face.
samasara 20
28- Mine do... is this not normal?
9lashes 15
i dont see this as a FYL. OP's husband should have let the dog out, but if OP saw her dog needed to take a shit she should have let the dog out instead of make the dog wait so she can put on different shoes YDI
morella_xx 29
#77, it takes about a minute to change shoes, and she was probably trying to keep her nicer work shoes from getting dirty out in the yard. Ever worn heels on grass? Not fun. She hardly deserves it for thinking her husband would be a responsible enough person to take care of their pet's basic bathroom needs.
9lashes 15
If she was so worried about her shoes she should have just taken them off and let the dog out. Her husband is a douche for not letting the dog out so he deserves the job of cleaning up but OP shouldnt have let him wait is all im saying
withered 30
#86 I see common sense is not your virtue, is it?
cb1002630 11
This is me giving you the "yell at your inconsiderate husband" face. >=|
KeXu 6
It's the woman's job to take care of the household and its occupants, not the husband's
Hangryko 32
@KeXu - 🤣🤣🤣
cb1002630 11
Indubitably 15
billyz77 24
Might as well give the same face to OP. it's just as much her fault. Her dog needed attention but she chose to change her shoes. She put her shoes before her doggie. I think they're both at fault. My animals come before my comfort and my possessions.
Kkkiana 7
32-Did you ever think maybe she was wearing heels and wanted to put on more comforable shoes so she could take her dog on a decent length walk? I didn't think so.
Ozuru 11
Ehm...35...his entire comment was saying that she should care for her dog instead of changing into something comfortable. So yes, he did think about that...
billyz77 24
Thank you, Ozuru. Yes, I did think of that and my response to 35 is - anyone who thinks of their own needs before tending to a creature in distress probably shouldn't own animals. It's part of your responsibility as a pet owner. I agree, the husband is a piece of shit but clearly she knows the face her dog makes when it's gotta go so - help the poor creature first. That's all I'm saying.
lulubelles 33
#45 that's ridiculous, saying someone shouldn't own an animal because her dog had one 'accident' in the house? It only takes a minute to change your shoes, it's not like she went and made herself dinner, and as she'd only just got in OP had no idea how long the dog has been whining for. My dog always gives me fair warning, I've always got time to put on shoes, a coat, grab my keys and a bag etc before taking him out and if I tried to walk my German shepherd in heels when he needs the loo I'd probably break an ankle, once he knows it's going out time he's straight out the door!
VeganVampyre 27
If you've been working all day, especially working an extra long day, the FIRST thing you do is let your poor dog out. NO MATTER WHAT. They can only hold it so long. Yes, the husband should have taken the dog out, multiple times, if he was home all day, but since he didn't OP should have let her out the second she saw her poor dog was in distress. For those of you saying she had to change out of her heels- no. If you can walk around in them all day, you can wait a few more minutes to take your dog out in them. Nobody's forcing you to wear uncomfortable shoes, that's your choice, and your dog comes first. Always.
oicu812xD 16
Op had no clue that the husband hadn't taken the dog out all day so she probably assumed the dog just now had to go out. And heels may be a part of her works dress code so she could have been forced to wear them. I think the only way this could possibly be considered ops fault is because she is married to such a piece of shit.
lulubelles 33
#67 I agree IF the dog has been shut in alone all day. But the op's husband had been home all day, so why on earth would she expect the dog to be so desperate to go that it couldn't hold it for a minute? This is in no way op's fault, the neglect was her husband's not hers.
9lashes 15
i agree with 32 even if she didnt think the dog needed to go right that second its better to be safe then sorry and if she wanted to take the dog for a walk let gim do his business then go change the shoes and take the dog for a walk
primadonnagirl 13
Everyone who is claiming she's abusive to animals for simply changing a pair of shoes to take a dog out... that's ridiculous. If you are pet owners you would understand. It's really no different than if you had been home all day like the husband and you went and put a pair of shoes on prior. I know I wouldn't walk my dog barefoot or in heels. Quit being so picky, it is not a big deal.
9lashes 15
Whoever is saying shes abusive is retarded because thats not abusive. I just think she should have let the dog out before changing her shoes
ozpunker 20
You should give your husband the "You're sleeping in the couch tonight" face.
ekb777 13
How does one sleep 'in' a couch? Sounds uncomfortable
anythingmustbe 18
Its pretty awesome. There is a magical land of lint mountains roamed by dust lions which feast on dust bunnies. There is also the valley of lost change and food crumb meadow. It is a truly magical experience.
baileymariee 10
I hope your husband had a damn good reason to not let the dog out.
MichellinMan 20
Call of duty
kyu_Q 19
Football
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Call of Duty...how ironic, if that were the reason.
9lashes 15
-48 if it was football wouldnt he just let the dog outside with him?
thebestofboth 20
79- it's called TELEVISION.
FlyingPie 17
That's ruff.
emala1096 17
That is a terrier-able pun. *ba-dum-tish* Yes? No? I'll just go now.
ekb777 13
That's rough, OP. I have the same problem with trying to get my roommate to let my dog out while I'm at work.
Ebola_fml 20
Unless your roommate was in on the decision to get the dog, it seems rude to expect your roommate to do so. Maybe he or she hates dogs and is annoyed with being asked to take care of a pet that is not theirs.
ekb777 13
That's very true, 18. She is also my sister and helped me pick him out, to clarify
Enslaved 38
I find it kinda funny how you called your sister-- "roommate" first. Reminds me of "Grandma's Boy" where Jeff called his parents his roommates. And Lara Croft has a new meaning of sex toy to me! :P
aok0989 10
@ 23 I'm curious why you call your sister roommate. I never thought about calling my family members my roommates before. I'm gonna start doing that, it sounds more fun. I have 2 roommates then, my husband and son. :)
kyu_Q 19
@ maybe they share an apartment and is not living in the house where they grew up. Using sister first implies they are still living with their parents.
gracehi 33
I dunno. If my roommate's dog needed to take a shit, I wouldn't just be like, "Oh well, you're not my dog. Sucks to be you, Fido." Plus I wouldn't want shit on my rug.
DeathPiggy8694 7
I agree with you entirely Also gives me other thoughts when ever Frankenstein is mentioned.
aok0989 10
@50 she will always be her sister no matter where they live.
lonelygiirl 11
Or give your husband the "I hope you know you're cleaning this" face
groovycrazyjoe 18
make him clean it up
ironichalibut 24
And while you're at it rub his nose in it, that's how they learn. And yes, I mean the husband.
mickaela_ 12
You should make your husband pick up after your dog. That only seems fair since you have already had a full day of work.
Ebola_fml 20
Maybe the fact that you're calling it "my" dog instead of "our" dog has something to do with it.
xx000o 27
Since they are married I would think the dog would be considered joint property.