Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
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Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
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muffinsareyummy 1
i hope she didn't charge you for the coupons.
ppl2ppl 4
OP was on a 2 week vacation you dumb twat, how is she suppose to clean up after her dog when she is away?
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Rubberduckzilla 0
http://ihatejade.com/?id=dvs0ljhgxg44jip16g1b58qetu27ry
Bloodknight 22
Haha, damn... I'd cut that bitch!
scateice 0
YDI get a cat Dogs are for people who like the smell of shit :/
Lehk 9
cats are for people who like animals that play with their own shit walking across their kitchen counter.
WinchesterRising 0
1. Your mom doesn't know how to dog-sit. You actually have to let the dog go outside. 2. You don't say when the dog crapped in your room. Did your mom stay in that house with that stench all week? 3. YDI
WinchesterRising 0
This FML sounds to me like the mom abused the dog and I feel like it's an Fthedog'sL more than anything else. Hopefully the mom fed the dog correctly. I said the OP deserves it because she didn't take the time to find a suitable dog-sitter. If the OP wasn't willing to take the time to do that, then she probably didn't take the time to discuss with her mom some of the things she would/may have to do such as letting the dog go outside or cleaning up poo/pee.
Vacant 7
It's truly not that hard to take a care of a dog, and really I'd find it safe to assume someone's own mother would be responsible enough to care for an animal. I really don't see that as a valid reason for a 'YDI' at all.
molacolacake 0
Is it really not common knowledge that taking care of a dog involves taking it outside to defecate/urinate? Besides, why wouldn't OP think their mom could take care of their dog? Obviously the mother raised her.
myfriend_youfail 3
Wtf? Doesn't your mother know that dogs have to go OUTSIDE do do their business? And doesn't she know that when SHE dogsits, it is HER responsibility to feed, walk, play with, bathe, and pick up after the dog in question? FYL for being raised by an idiotic bitch. Hopefully she didn't do such a horrible job at taking care of you...if this is how she is with pets, I'd advise you to never ever give her grandchildren, and if you do HAVE to have kids, don't let her watch them. Ever.
supamann 0
maybe you should house train your dog....
fawfulster 11
Next time she goes out, put some laxatives to your dog and lock him in your mother's room.
Attrox 0
Get a cat next time. At least it only pees on the stove.
hijueputa 0
YDI. It's your dog therefore your mess, she was nice enough to sit. Stop bitching and get over it.
myfriend_youfail 3
What, so it's the poster's fault the dog-sitter didn't clean up after the dog she was caring for? Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense. -___- Look, if you're taking care of a dog or a child, you take CARE of the dog/child. You don't just leave out some food and let the poor creature sit in a pile of its own excrement! You take it to where it uses the bathroom, you feed it regularly, you entertain and exercise it. God forbid YOU ever have a dog or a child...any creature under your care would probably be sleeping in a pile of feces and dry kibble.
myfriend_youfail 3
I mean, it's EXACTLY like babysitting a kid who is still in diapers. If you're changing a baby's diapers and it pisses and ***** all over the changing table, you don't just leave the filth there for the mother to take care of when she gets home, you clean it up. Same thing with a dog.