Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
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Top comments
ELoni_fml 25
I think that's not in order for a lot of people, I hardly talk to anyone from that period. Look on the bright side, nobody in your personal space ;)
BeautifulChaos27 37
In all honesty, most of those people in the assembly you'll never hear from again like a year or two after graduation anyway.
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Comments (66)
supertacowaffle 41
Aw dude that sucks D: that's just bad timing, ignore him/her, it's only high school :'3
ELoni_fml 25
Maybe a senior in college?
TheTacoMan 24
Who needs friends when you have Friends Season 3 on DVD?
hduebdo 14
She said assistant principal so it's probably high school
Khaleesi_26 30
Don't take that to heart OP. I just graduated high school and I only talk to one of my friend's constantly out of all the rest. You lose touch with the rest when you move on in life. And tbh I hung out with one of my other friend's from high school and it just wasn't the same. People come and go all throughout life :)
LittleRed79 39
Facebook friends...I'm pretty sure your assistant principal meant those people would be your Facebook friends for the rest of your lives.
YepThatsMeee 23
I think he assumed that the people standing next to you are likely to be your best friends. And for many of us, including me, your best friends from high school will remain close to you for the rest of your life. Even if you live far apart... and #53 I guarantee he did NOT mean Facebook friends :-P
Nilorak 24
Who need friends when you have all seasons of Friends on dvd? ;)
supertacowaffle 41
Ah, or a senior in college >,
ELoni_fml 25
I think that's not in order for a lot of people, I hardly talk to anyone from that period. Look on the bright side, nobody in your personal space ;)
Just_A_Tree 20
*accidentally sits next to Nazi and KKK member* Me: "I got mixed up in the wrong crowd..."
Zelphoric 25
Yeah, because there are always a bunch of KKK members and Nazis at school assemblies.
Just_A_Tree 20
Well... High school is hell... So I don't see why there wouldn't be Nazis and KKK members.
sanuxo_ 22
Party for one !
Chazzzor 10
Go to college, make new friends, be an adult.
packrat 26
Agreed. I never see any of the people I went to high school with; am friends with only one person whom I met in junior high (and she graduated from a different school). My best friends I met while at university - often they are not even in the same field as me - or through the swords club, other sports, hubby's work colleagues, etc. High school just has too much drama. And it is one of the shortest periods of your life, so to think that that is the only time to make friends for the rest of your life is a bit silly. Cheer up OP. The best is yet to come.
BeautifulChaos27 37
In all honesty, most of those people in the assembly you'll never hear from again like a year or two after graduation anyway.
skyttlz 32
Agreed. I graduated in 2013 so it's only been one year and I keep in touch with maybe 5 people. There were over 400 in my grade. Most of my grade was kind of cliquey and didn't even know me (except by name maybe). I saw two of my classmates recently and they were just like "I went to high school with you huh?!" Yes. Yes you did.
sarah5745 41
A whole row to yourself?! I'd be blessed ;)
homesuckfucker 28
In all honesty, it isn't typical to remain friends with people from high school throughout adulthood. I'm sure you have friends, OP. And you'll surely make new ones. Your life isn't f*ked, it's just beginning!
NicH1799 20
Chairs are really the only thing you can rely on these days. Dark alley? Chair's got your back. Breakup? Chair'll always be there. Consider yourself lucky.
cjwayy 22
It's a sign! Just kidding, it doesn't really mean anything. :P Don't worry, OP.
DaggNabbit 8
So Ronrey
kmccain 27
Scooby?