Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Slipping
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Surprise
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Am I the asshole?
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
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venomousflower 24
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend
devildog562 33
That seriously sucks. At least we know who the office ***** is. Move on and forward.
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Comments (86)
JackDupp 11
Apparently he was seeing how she was doing too.
tranced_ 45
Looks like she's doing you boyfriend lol
nonsensical 26
lololol you think?
venomousflower 24
*facepalm*
Dean__Winchester 16
Oh wow, really?! We never would have guessed that being a strong possibility until now
Carebeareatu 23
At least you found out he's not worth it sooner rather than later, OP! It really sucks but no one deserves that kind of disrespect and I hope you find someone true!
gearhead369 20
Well you're ex-boyfriend is a real dick now isn't he. You deserve better and good luck!
dakatabg 31
BUSTED
_Peppermint_ 34
Definitely need a follow up!
ezrajab 22
That sucks! Sorry OP. I can't understand why people do that to one another
lady_lipz 7
Oh, HELL no... They better be legitimately related, and he's just visiting!
ninjamadi 16
so sorry OP, I've actually had that happen. girl that I worked with was my "work best friend" and after my boyfriend broke up with me she started dating him. she told me "I know yall just broke up, but do you care if I date him?"
cchan034 23
Guess u didnt find out how she was doing... but u probably have a good idea who she is doing