Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, on my birthday night, my husband decided to book a trip for himself to go on a solo trip, leaving me with the kids. Instead of hanging out with us and celebrating, he's yelling at our son to leave him alone so he can finish booking the airfare and car rental. Great birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my husband took me out for my birthday dinner. When it was time to pay, he took out a stack of gift cards. I asked where he got them, and he said he got them as a bundle at Costco, and saved sixty bucks on the meal. He then got annoyed with me when I told him it made me not want birthday sex. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Maybe he could only afford to because his friends were buying. But FYL nonetheless.
jchansfan 0
Awww... Your husband is an ass. =(
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Artemisiii 0
Aww, that sucks. My husband did the same thing to me, but he went further and ignored me for 2 days after wards. I'm still mad at him for that, and it happened in May.
greer 0
WOW you took that shit? sounds like he just walks all over you. That kind of stuff doesnt slide. you didnt do anything wrong why the **** should he be Ok to ignore you on your birthday?
Artemisiii 0
Na, he is a really great guy, but when he get angry, he's a real asshole. He got mad at me because I pointed out a slight hypocrisy, and he took offense and stormed off on me. Even worse, my mother had come from out of town (We live in the UK, she in Canada) to visit me for my birthday and to meet him for the first time, so this was a bad impression.
jchansfan 0
So, your husband walks into a bar. Ouch. Serves him right tho... :P Haha that joke is oh so terrible...
Kenpachi_fml 0
drink a beer u feel better
leggyxo 0
**** your husband. Call up some of your friends and spend as much money as you want. Do what you want, its YOUR birthday. Happy birthday xo.
aback 5
Maybe you could get yourself a nice shiny divorce for your birthday.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't marry an asshole. YDI
leero 0
i think this is in the wrong category. i wouldn't call that "love." FYL
Mr_Eated 0
So let's see....having the special guy in your life remember one or two special days a year like your b-day or anniversary are important to you....so you married a guy who doen't give a rats ass. On top of that, you had to actually ask him to take you out to celebrate - he should be able to remember that and do something special, even if it's a bucket of KFC with a freaking ribbon around it and a card. I'm just curious as to what other areas he's also lacking. That totally sucks....and now we see why ashleymadison.com is doing killer business.
movies12 0
Asshole of a husband. My gosh it's ur birthday and he doesn't even come home. What a dick. P.S HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Konrad_fml 0
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Keep in mind : You live with him 24/7... And your birthday is not a more exceptional day than any other day. And about the money issue : Going to a bar with friend does not necessarily mean spending money. Let the man be, woman. If you're going to be living the rest of your life together you better not get worked up over trifles. I'm going to sound like a hippie-pot-smoking-bum but... Don't let corporations run your life! Birthdays are just as much corporate scams as Christmas, Halloween or Easter, etc. You deserved it for being such a pawn.
CheshireHalli 19
Why are you on the internet then? =)