Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, on my birthday night, my husband decided to book a trip for himself to go on a solo trip, leaving me with the kids. Instead of hanging out with us and celebrating, he's yelling at our son to leave him alone so he can finish booking the airfare and car rental. Great birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my husband took me out for my birthday dinner. When it was time to pay, he took out a stack of gift cards. I asked where he got them, and he said he got them as a bundle at Costco, and saved sixty bucks on the meal. He then got annoyed with me when I told him it made me not want birthday sex. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Maybe he could only afford to because his friends were buying. But FYL nonetheless.
jchansfan 0
Awww... Your husband is an ass. =(
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eggbrtshootsfire 0
Oh good, another woman who thinks that it's okay for a guy to be an asshole sometimes as long as he's great sometimes. Negative trait prevails, he's an asshole.
smartsportsbabe 0
Dump that shit it's what everyones doing now a days trade up or suck it up &tell him how u feel only strong ppl go for #2
randomgirl13 0
i agree with #9...
begeru 0
Just go out with your friends for dinner and spend a shit load of money just to spite him, and do the same thing on his birthday, or divorce.
Bellerien 0
First, happy birthday. Second, kick his ass. Third, get dressed up nice and go to a classy bar and get a hot guy to buy you drinks all night.
kukopia 0
I was thinking as I read it that you somehow ruined a nice surprise he'd planned for you. But that didn't happen. He's just a douche. I wonder if he picked the fight just to have an excuse to go to the bar... which would make him a big-douche.
theaterg33k28 0
Regardless if it's your birthday or not, he should treat you with some respect. Yet, I can't assume that he doesn't already, but that on this particular day he decided to be a douche. Don't let it bring you down too much though because it'd be silly to lose something wonderful (if it is wonderful. I wouldn't know, I don't know you personally) over something like this. Yes, it's your birthday, and I admit it was jerkish of him to go off and have a beer with his buddies but it also doesn't have to be anything fancy like. You could have a picnic in a park, a homecooked meal that he made for YOU, or something of that nature. And this is coming from a 17 yr old! Well, I've put in my two cents in and I do hope I contributed something good to this. yay?
loveisflawed 0
what's wrong with that?
ronbprod 0
rOnb: next is change.. .
Letty_90 0
Sounds like something my boyfriend does... for my 19th birthday, he lied to me about where he was (at a bar) an then broke up with me ON my birthday... then he has the nerve to ask me to "talk it out" an apparently while he was at this bar, he danced with 2 girls (an had yet to dance with me) an had a girl kiss him on the cheak, so he says! I also found an account of his on Fling.com (a 1night stand site) that he PAID for a GOLD membership an all the pictures on his profile were either taken with my camra phone, camra, or taken at the farm I use to work at! when I got his walmart money card (I set it up so I knew the password) I found out that he had paid for this account when I was 4 weeks pregnant with HIS child! He also came home so drunk he couldnt even stand up without falling over, 2 days after I miscarried HIS child, but he said he was at "work"... their all assholes. they'll never change. if you get a good one, hold onto them! cuz their 1 in 1,000,000