Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, I got mad at my husband for slacking off on chores. I wanted help so we could both spend time with our daughters who were visiting. He was having a heart attack and didn't want to spoil the visit, so he kept quiet. I just got mad instead of noticing he was in pain. I'm a jerk. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
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Top comments
123Puppy 33
Wow. You sound really irresponsible.
1known 34
You clearly both screwed it up. Time for make-up sex. Enjoy!
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1known 34
You clearly both screwed it up. Time for make-up sex. Enjoy!
123Puppy 33
Wow. You sound really irresponsible.
Dirtysalamander1 13
don't just say whoops. tf is wrong with you?
bobsanction 18
You are a terrible wife and owe him an apology *******.
slhiggx 17
Seriously. I mean if he was at a restaurant waiting for you, this didn’t sneak up on you. Shame on you. Put more effort into your marriage. Idk how much you do put in, but I see what is easily forgotten by you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow..... sounds like you both need to grow up. You act like a couple of 14-year-olds, yelling at each other about who did or didn't do what. Now, if he was waiting at the restaurant, couldn't he have called you instead of sitting there making himself look like a fool? Sheesh.
ShortCaffinatedTitan 11
You yelled at your adult husband for not doing his chores? Also for staying out pass his curfew?? Seriously WTF? Second of all why didn't he call you if you were late/didn't show within a reasonable time? Both of you need to grow up and realise shit happens and having a tantrum over it won't help.
randybryant799 21
He didn't do his chores?? You sound like his mother.