Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, on my birthday night, my husband decided to book a trip for himself to go on a solo trip, leaving me with the kids. Instead of hanging out with us and celebrating, he's yelling at our son to leave him alone so he can finish booking the airfare and car rental. Great birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my husband took me out for my birthday dinner. When it was time to pay, he took out a stack of gift cards. I asked where he got them, and he said he got them as a bundle at Costco, and saved sixty bucks on the meal. He then got annoyed with me when I told him it made me not want birthday sex. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Maybe he could only afford to because his friends were buying. But FYL nonetheless.
jchansfan 0
Awww... Your husband is an ass. =(
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Comments (88)
JlynnS 11
Sounds like my Husband.. He does that shit all the time.. :0(
Ohnothingreally 0
Divorce attorney time?
kittenish 0
My boyfriend does that when I try to go shopping. I always point out how much he spends on beer and he backs down.
Fontario4 2
Divorce, seriously.
Kikishi 0
Love and marriage don't require money. If it really was about the money its called romantic surprise dinner at HOME, or a romantic evening at HOME, cheap sweet and more thought into planning meaning they give a damn. My boyfriend does not act that way, its a surprise to see men so mean to their women. It is called you and your significant other are equal and should both be respected and loved.
JohnnyOnTheSpot 0
men SUCK. nuff said.
swimspy 3
i'd divorce his ass
hassenpfeffermmm 0
I hope you joined them and had a great Birthday!
atishe24 9
He's disrespectful and insensitive.
tiana26 4
Sounds like my babysdad! He rather go out with his female friend which so happens to be a real prostitute. Guess she's better company. But all bs a side...... ALL men are the same!