Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
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Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
Sounds like a reaaaaal awesome husband-to-be...
darwinism 30
So next time he tries to be frisky and interrupts your activities you yell at him and blame his "neediness" on the fact that he is hard. FYL.
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Comments (80)
CeeCee_fml 16
He did not have to pick up the phone if he truly was "in the zone" and needed "alone time." Unless that person took a sledge hammer to your gaming console, there is no excuse to be an asshole to someone because of a video game. Also, if this behavior does bother her and he makes no move to change it, then no, she should not go ahead and marry him. This reminds me of that FML where someone waited to take his pregnant wife to the hospital because he was playing WoW. OP, that's your future.
Xivion 19
Gaming is fun and awesome and while it sometimes socks being interrupted does not elicit such behavior a simple "aw thank I love u too... I'm a little busy gaming can I call you later?" would have sufficed or something along those lines...
silencebabyy 23
my boyfriend always texts me when hes playing video games..black ops included. and texting is much worse than a phone call in my opinion. if your fiance gets mad cause you called to say i love you theres something wrong. even if he just lost or something ego shattering your call shouldve brightened his mood
Shorty777 4
Wow. He wouldn't be my fiancé any more.
SlapAndTickle 20
I'd like to know how does he expect her to know when he's gaming. >.>
thapora 8
You know he won't change once ur married right? That Man U called is the man your with. Think about that response when ur pregnant... Now do u really want to marry him?
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
Just remember, when he proposed... You had the CHOICE to say no. And you can still change your mind... Cough cough
SmiffLah 13
Wow! He sounds like a catch!
TaytheHuman 8
I'm almost 99% sure the hirl made herself sound more innocent than she actually is.
K410 18
What a piece of shit... He doesn't deserve someone as sweet as you. Ugh makes me sick that jerks like him get the nicest girls...