Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
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Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
Sounds like a reaaaaal awesome husband-to-be...
darwinism 30
So next time he tries to be frisky and interrupts your activities you yell at him and blame his "neediness" on the fact that he is hard. FYL.
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Comments (80)
shrode65 6
Sounds like an astute observation to me.
footcheezeez 16
Dump that douchebag. Every woman deserves respect from every man, except for nightmare bitches, as some men deserve respect for not being a sex crazed puddle of testosterone. My whole point is, your (hopefully) ex boyfriend is an anal orifice and deserves no respect.
doodlebug33 20
Let me guess: You're still going to marry him
Phyre24 17
Wow, I'd really appreciate it if my partner did anything like that. This guy is definitely not worthy of you.
fcryingoutloud 9
"Sweet gesture" my foot. Gosh, it's one of the most quietly infuriating things in the world when women think a relationship entitles them to interrupt you anytime, anywhere just to... say some words. Not even have a meaningful conversation. Poor guy, the fact that he happened to be playing a video game at the time also means he walked into a stereotype. You *are* needy. And extremely self-absorbed if you think "love" is all about an entitlement to an emotional object.
serendipity72 3
Sounds like an omen. Time for an end to an immature relationship and moving forward to something more promising.
MysticMonkey 9
Ugh he's am idiot. Smack him with a pan and blame your period
graphicstyle7 17
That is a bad, bad, bad sign. Don't think for a moment things will get better, trust me, they won't. Call it off, get dating again. Really, you can do better.
tayleerose 4
Period Problems.
0_FYL_0 17
I don't care what he said, that was a sweet gesture, and you deserve better. And some idiots on this website wouldn't know love if it bit them on the ass. You're not needy and your boyfriend should realize that you're a real keeper, even if he's not.