Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
Sounds like a reaaaaal awesome husband-to-be...
darwinism 30
So next time he tries to be frisky and interrupts your activities you yell at him and blame his "neediness" on the fact that he is hard. FYL.
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Comments (80)
JanisEvans 10
You might want to consider making him your ex-fiancé. If he's that self absorbed and disrespectful now, it will only get worse. I'm sorry.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Gaming or no gaming. He had no right to yell at you, for telling him how much you love him. There is no excuse for that. Do you know what you should do? Stop caring. Stop doing things for him and stop telling him that you love him. He will eventually notice that something is wrong and if you are meant to marry him, he will try to fix things. If not, you are certainly better off without him. Don't bitch at us women because we care.... It's when we start not to care, that's when you should be worried.
saltycookies 5
Unless you're bringing him a samich there's no excuse to interrupt him during game time
Shandra78 9
Just dump the twit and let him be with his real love... machines. He's clearly a robo-sexual.
larsak 3
Break up with him. You deserve so much better
ilesuk 11
Time for a new man!
purebliss_fml 19
Hope you eventually get yourself a real man and not an insensitive, immature boy in a mans body.
JaneChemi_fml 21
sorry about that op, but I can tell you from experience, sometimes shit gets intense. my fiance and I are both hardcore gamers and sometimes even saying bless you after a sneeze is a bad idea :X
rokolodo 10
Look at the facts. It's not that he yelled at u, or that u interrupted his video game. But, that's the little things that will be happening for the rest of ur marriage. Next he's gonna yell at u for sneezing, Hint?
LyraAlluse 25
I would have responded, 'Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were on your male period. Please continue playing video games and eating chocolate.'
flockz 20
witty.