Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
Sounds like a reaaaaal awesome husband-to-be...
darwinism 30
So next time he tries to be frisky and interrupts your activities you yell at him and blame his "neediness" on the fact that he is hard. FYL.
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Comments (80)
WastedPotential 6
Funny how assholes always get the good girls.
Estuansis 8
How do game-obsessed nutjobs like this always get a girlfriend? I've been a gamer since I was a wee lad, but when a girl has something to say, I hit the ******* escape button and pause that shit. This is sad, and that guy deserves a life of loneliness.
broknsmiles88 2
Anyone who had played video games has unneccessarily and unreasonably raged at least once...right? lol.
swertyg 4
how were you supposed to know he was in the middle of a game?
MESammyG 10
Now ex -fiancé ? I'm hoping..
ladybuglet 22
What an amazing guy! I wish I had someone like that! OP, it is time to move on. No one should ever rage at you for interrupting anything, even if it is video games.
Lavakins1 13
If he doesn't change soon then he isn't e right guy for you
Unlucky1232 20
was it call of duty? bet it was, have you seen what iy does to man? I've some things man! things you wouldn't believe
404wan 19
you deserve this all the way, you ******* picked him. this is who you want to marry? YDI.
123Puppy 33
I hope you didn’t marry him.