Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, I had to give a presentation. I was feeling confident, until I clicked to the next slide and realized it was a picture of my cat wearing a sombrero, which I'd accidentally included in the slideshow. My boss was not impressed, but my cat is now famous in the office. FML
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Doortje 30
Cue to the "she showed you pictures of her pussy??!" jokes -_-'
justalilrandom2 4
I wish that girls at the parties I go to would whip out their phones and show me their *******... It's a shame I don't party with crazy cat ladies.
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Doortje 30
Cue to the "she showed you pictures of her pussy??!" jokes -_-'
justalilrandom2 4
OP loves to look at pictures of pussy... Cats... : D
L3Paparazzo 7
well that party sounds fun :/
justalilrandom2 4
More fun than replying to the first comment to get yours up to the top, even if it has bugger all relevance.
liquidfireKAN 0
Awww you took the out of it man...
liquidfireKAN 0
btw OP is a girl, just letting you know
marinus_fml 20
She showed you pictures of her pussy?!!
hot00frb 4
I see what you did there
mismonroe 0
Like women don't get down looking at pussy too? :)
enonymous 9
Was it trimmed? hairless? hairy? how bout a landing strip or a Mohawk?
sarapsosis 1
hot00frb...is that your favorite sentence???
MissBunny25 0
you should've told her you didn't want pictures, you wanted the real thing. (take this whichever way you want)
Bakayarou_fml 0
Was it smooth, furry or hairy?
kinga08 0
I can't help it, I have to ask... was it named Chewbacca?
bowchickawowbone 0
Must have been fun looking at her pussy cat.
seximexi911 10
you live in Kansas...what do you expect haha
ydi_4_suking 20
we got to find a new word for pussy...everytime i read it it feels like i have to chew some orbits gum or something
Bakayarou_fml 0
lmao 74
FUGYU 2
2, and ****... erspaniels!!!
Adorlee 11
74 lol!
lsswimmer 1
lolsy
andremi1118 6
damn, dat suks
Basket_Case_ 0
yes. yes it does.
BloodyHeel 8
Tru dat.
sarahgrace4 0
cats can be rather exciting haha.... loser
22cute 17
I like funny cat pix! :)
justalilrandom2 4
I wish that girls at the parties I go to would whip out their phones and show me their *******... It's a shame I don't party with crazy cat ladies.
IIRoxieII 12
lol
mismonroe 0
I got a cute pussy at home. Got it on video too. ohyeah.
Katie_the_Great 6
so she's either a lesbian, or it's really just a cat.
sarapsosis 1
" awww your pussy is so cute"
GODs_uncle 1
Well it could have been worse, she could have been showing you pictures of her beaver, chewing on some wood ;-)
LOLatU87 0
win
mismonroe 0
That would be worse? I say yes please.
muchagente 5
so what did you do to make it more exciting?
aardvarkish 17
Started purring and blinking rapidly, I'm sure.
zzzBOLTzzz 1
It wasn't your birthday right? So then stop bitching! Besides, its not like your friend uninvited you because of too many people...
britt93 7
what does your picture say? the print is too small.
KVKdragon 26
it says "we love then from from cradle to grave" (rolling my eyes)
britt93 7
ha... ha.... cute... :/
skorpien 1
Especially since the kid in that picture looks like he's her brother =_=;
britt93 7
haha! creeeeeepyyyyy
stephanie911_fml 0
did you say "Now that I saw your pussy, look at mine?"
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
haha
zzzBOLTzzz 1
Hey wait a minute, you got to see some pussy for free! What more can you ask for!
ChantelRenaeee 0
YAY FOR PUSSY!!....cats.
cptmorgan15 2
Oh... You're still here?
ChantelRenaeee 0
l yeah. sorry hunny but no matter what you say, I'm staying!