Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Cheaters deserve to die.
cathy0x 3
maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?
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Comments (141)
ChipTheVamp 2
Lol, this is terrifying! I'm dating Chris in Ontario. =P Wonder how many Chris's are actually out there. And how many of them are cheating. Sorry about what happened. If I were you I'd confront him about it, and if you can prove that he's cheating, dump his sorry ass and find a man worth your time. =)
markisunder0ath 0
who cares about 4 1/2 months. move on.
Klu_Klayu 0
That's what I was thinking, I'm guessing op is like 12 or something?
the_impossible95 0
that boyfriend of yours is a asshole bitchdickhead poophead
jasonaldeanlover_fml 0
that sucks why won't you find someone else ghats worth it
happy_dino 6
Is it just me or are ALL guys named Chris assholes? Sorry OP, dump him and live your life a single, beautiful girl! ;)
Pak930407 0
Are you sure he wasn't just going out to see you? and his mom probably never met you, and so it could have been all just a misunderstanding?
veggiemeatball 0
you know, some guys will tell their moms theyre going out with their gf, but really then go get high or something with their friends. haha, my sisters boyfrirnd did that.
Le_Chimp 0
I been dating this girl for 4.5 months and haven't spoke to her in a while. She called while I was out and my mum, who doesn't like her, told her I was with another girl. FML
soccer_chickk 0
maybe the mom is just trying I break you up?:/ fyl.
kd_3160 0
:O I'm dating a Chris and i havent seen him in a little while! this made me really nervous! I guess there are a lot Chris' out there! :/