Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Cheaters deserve to die.
cathy0x 3
maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?
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Comments (141)
Salem222 4
She could have probably just assumed he was out with you.
XxQuartersxX 14
Ooo. Four and a half months. What a long time. Get over it.
infinitegrace 21
If the mom thinks that him and his "female friend" are together then they are too close. You can still have friends of the opposite sex but if someone thinks you're dating then you're practically a cheater for being so close with someone. And also, if they have been dating that long usually a guy/girl would tell their significant other they are going out. And if she didn't know then.. Idk. Just seems shady to me and he is probably a cheater.
sydnerxx 5
Is it just me or is it weird to not be in contact with your partner for days on end ??
fantasyworld 39
You have 3 options 1) Find out where they are and confront him 2) Wait outside his house for him to come home 3) Wait outside her house for him to drop her off
obeykaitlyn 25
I hope you dumped his sorry ass
KrazyKatz333 15
Maybe it was a girl friend and his mum misheard? Or maybe he's a cheating asshole
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe he was on the way to come see you? Maybe she was confused. Maybe she meant girl friend