Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Cheaters deserve to die.
cathy0x 3
maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?
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Comments (141)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
dissed
zeke12345 0
who was dissed?
mrshaun78 0
#11/you don't have to be attractive to have multiple girlfriends - just be a sleezeball. anyways, like other people said maybe Moms is old school (it was stupid for her to first not ask who is on the phone) or maybe he told her that just to hang out... or maybe Moms just assumed. did u try to call him after u spoke to her?
littlexlion 4
It helps to have money as well.
Klu_Klayu 0
Why would op call his house if he had a cell phone she could call/txt him on?
tmmundy 17
maybe she was wrong....just maybe??
Team_Los 0
wow your so pretty :) and oh yeah OP sorry about your girlfriend problems or boyfriend whatever damn your pretty
nisey3313 11
u can barely see her face in the picture
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for dating someone who has a mom. YDI for dating, period. YDI for using a telephone.
Toiga 0
A. his mom ment a friend which is a girl B. He lied to her to cover up something C. he is a bloody cheater and or pimp
tweetbaby14 18
hi toiga :)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
D. His mom hates OP, so when Mom recognized OP's voice, she lied to cause problems. My dad used to do this "jokingly" to my boyfriends. Good thing he likes the hubs!
countbleh 0
You're jumping to conclusions - as several people have said, he could have lied to his mum to do something he's not supposed to, she could have just made a mistake or she could have the wrong idea about one of his other female friends. Talk to him and find out! If it turns out there's a good reason, you'll be glad that you asked instead of going off on one. On the otherhand - if you think he is lying to you, act accordingly. But make sure you're absolutely certain first!
feenicks 0
Woulda been more funny if we knew what the message was
reddwarf_fml 0
ok maybe mold but seems to me a boyfriend is someone that u actually see and interact with on a regular basis .... like daily maybe. better reconsider the word boyfriend