Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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rberry88 4
Dump him now, once a cheater, always a cheater
ndvorsky 4
You tell her he has a girlfriend, see what happens
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that_suckz_ALOT 0
talk about awkward.......
enonymous 9
Text back: busy, gf is yelling me and not putting out for a few months
DrDilllonReese 12
Just text back with a picture if you and your boyfriend. Let her put together that puzzle
Lanceeden 12
They could just be really close 'buddies'.
fanceh 10
Option 2: show up at her house, PRETEND to be down for a threesome, and then cut her boobies off and glue her eyelids shut.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
20- no just no
JumbledGirl 2
Your focus... Needs moar focus!!! ?
starrnao 15
Men and women can't be "close buddies." If this guy cares enough about his coworker to neglect his relationship, he's obviously looking for something on the side.
nalia18 8
Its probubly just me but if my bf did that to me i would have stolen his phone pretending he must have left it at work, followed him to work, find that chick and start texting her nasty things and if she replies to them in a nasty way i would give him his phone back and tell that chick she doesnt have to worry bout being compitition.... Thats just me though
jizzwold 21
60 that would only prove that work girl wants ops boyfriend not that boyfriend wants work girl
NuckinFutz 4
56-Why can't men and women be close friends? One of my best friends for a long time is a chick. What is wrong with that?
krnpanda 2
You need to get laid
BlacOpsMaximus 5
You need to send her a message saying that he's busy being seduced by his wife ! ;D
NuckinFutz 4
80-u talkin 2 me?
XxSKELETOxX 0
Lol
jwade11 12
He's cheating!!! No doubt about it!
btnhdude 0
60, did you make that pic of yours? Because it'd be real awesome and creative of you if you did.
awagh666 14
Yeah 60, i especially like that head in the freezer. Brain freeze, anyone????
catatonicsleep 17
68, there's nothing wrong with men being friends with women, but if he did just want to be her friend he would have told her years ago that he had a girlfriend, if they were just friends it wouldn't make work weird at all that he has a girlfriend. and after 2 years you would think he would introduce his girlfriend to his close friends.
Chad_the_Brony 0
If you got guy problems, I feel bad for you hon. I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one.
RedPillSucks 33
Absolutely nothing. Society just want men and women to act in some stereotypical way. Eschew the dominant paradigm!!! (fight the power)
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Time to dump him
flockz 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
he has kids?!?!?! and you're still with him?
iBanana 17
What is this, I don't even....
violetdabomb 0
Christina has kids, dumbass
Franorox 8
They r Christina's kids not his u idiot
sarahxD1234 5
i hope you dumped his sorry cheating ass .
flockz 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
by saying "the kids", it can be taken as saying it's their kids, as in OP's boyfriend and Christina's, but i can understand how it can be read both ways. but i'm a dumbass for reading the FML a different way than all of you? **** you then. I'm sure other people saw it the same way i did. now let's see how many other people jump on the troll train on my comment....
flockz 20
25- and don't call someone an idiot without spelling out your ******* words. it makes you look like the idiot.
Nutty4Muffs 3
For once flock, I'm going to have to retort on your comment, instead of praising you for being ohsofunny. You didn't read it a different way, you just misunderstood it. Then you, understandably, got butthurt. Simple mistake and I still love you.
dirtbiker267 0
Haha "both ways"
NuTrees 9
Flocks I understand you. I can see where you're coming from. It did sound like a married couple trying to get frisky. But You want to know who the real idiot is here? OP for staying with someone who denies her.
RetardedBullFrog 4
Everyone should calm down and stop insulting people. Misunderstanding something does not make anybody an idiot.
lunamoon_fml 0
I'm reading it as she's babysitting, just put the kids to sleep so she can have the guy there now, a married couple (assuming they live together) wouldn't really say "come over" like it's her house he's going to, could be the girls kids and if it is her kids he's a huge jerk for playing a mother/children like that
juwood 7
No flockz, you ****** up on reading this FML. Instead of trying to put the blame elsewhere, why not instead act like a productive member of society and just admit you're wrong. Idiot.
JustinComments 3
113 - I read it the same way as flockz.. Honesty it's not a big deal. There will be plenty more FML's to read.
JoshTheMaggot 8
*Ex-boyfriends
rberry88 4
Dump him now, once a cheater, always a cheater
KYLAisaBITCH 4
Actually that is not completely true. My husband used to be a player, and cheat on his girlfriends. He is now married to me and I know for a fact he doesn't cheat. So how is it "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Tyger44 1
I disagree.
poorjudgement 26
I don't want to be rude, but we can positively know only that something happens, not that it not happens. And also, cheating is question of principles and morality, so it is unlikely to develop if it doesn't exist, as it is a fact that people are who they are, and when we say: "it is so unlike them", that probably means that it is actually, just like them, but that we don't really know them or don' want to ancknowledge their bad sides. So, yes, once a cheater always a cheater is truth, although two of you could be exception that proves the rule. And I hope for you it is lilke that. But it still doesn't change fact that there is something fishy with OP's BF and Christina the "Work Buddy".
linstar 13
88 how do you know for a fact he doesn't cheat? Do you have his penis microchipped or something?
Confuciussay 6
88 - You better double check and make sure your statement is true.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
88- I bet he told his other Gf's the same thing ,
akayc32 0
4, not at all true. There are reasons why people cheat, change the reasons, repair the situation and they can change. The saying can be refuted by another-"people change". Plus there are several versions of cheating, some believe lusting after another is cheating and others believe having intercourse with multiple people is okay of you only love one person--and their partners either agree or disagree. People make choices, but it doesn't mean they'd always make the same choice again. OPs situation is different, if her BF is refusing to tell someone about her, then regardless if he is screwing the other woman OP should take some kind of action... Like call the woman herself and make things really awkward for him at work.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Make it awkward by sending him flowers with a giant card that says "You've got AIDS" or something like "From your favorite Boy Toy *insert guy name*"
slushpup9696 12
92 - There is no such thing as an "exception that proves the rule". It's a nonsense phrase. The exceptions break the rule and make it invalid; they don't prove it. If I were to say, "A, B, A, B, A, B, C" C does not prove a rule. It breaks the pattern. If anything, it disproves the rule.
jrdirtbike114 2
gonna have to agree with 4. i had the "perfect" relationship with my girlfriend of 4 years and we were highschool sweethearts and i was about to propose, and she cheated on me. i forgave her thinking "it was a mistake i won't happen again." she then cheated on me 4 more times.
ndvorsky 4
You tell her he has a girlfriend, see what happens
effedml 5
I'll bet he flips his lid b/c "Christina" is his real girlfriend. OP is the one hidden away like a secret.
blink_kid 32
Yep, you have his phone!
monkeywrench1 10
The question is; what are they working on together? Sorry OP it doesn't look good.
linzi12_28 1
If you have any respect for yourself.. Dump him! He obvious doesn't respect your relationship.
ellybelly_502 4
Yeah he is an ass... I would have already dumped him for "feeling awkward" about telling people he is in a relationship.
andres0405 0
Tell Christina that you're his girlfriend
geon_olam 17
Or tell Christina that youre his boyfriend if u wanna make things really awkward
thatsphuckedsoba 0
Or his husband
David_knie 2
Thats Awwwwk.
_jacqui_ 7
No, no it's not.
elephantom12 9
"Awwwwk"? Wtf is up with people and making different words out of already existing words. It's AWKWARD not Awwwwwwwk. ****...
deviable 9
No no you guys, David is obviously a parrot. It's honestly impressive he managed to type that much with just a beak and some talons.
MwahFMLS 6
Geez #75, don't get your thong in a wad.
flagg1888 3
And awwwwk sounds like something a chicken would say!!
boredblonde 17
He should be your ex now...the bastard!
sierralovesyou 0
Amen.
icefshng8 9
*says the unicorn
_jacqui_ 7
Hallelujah.