Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Cheaters deserve to die.
cathy0x 3
maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?
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Comments (141)
som_fml 0
4.5 months means something? ha ha! Could be he's in the casual dating scene and never told you. 4.5 months is nothing to write home about.
lexijmonkey 0
or his mom could have said that cuz maybe she didn't like op I don't maybe
I_have_no_clue 0
Sounds like mama bear doesn't like you, OP.
teriberri 0
Well he's a douche bag!! I think you should go to his door knock on it punch him in his family jewels nd when he says why you say YOU KNOW WHY!!!! >:(
BitterLoser 0
YDI for dating guys, you should date girls which =no more guy problems hahaha
kcluna 6
ok ...so do you date girls so = no girl problems?! idts.
kcluna 6
haha I meant guys so = no girl problems lol sorry
BitterLoser 0
Exactly!
BitterLoser 0
wait, i got confused at what your saying
roflinyourwaffle 0
this makes you a ****, if you're interested.
BitterLoser 0
interested in girls? im gay for having heterosexual thoughts since birth? that explains why i love vag so much! thank you so much waffle for helping me figure out what i already knew
takemytrollz 0
hey fag, don't diss on the waffle. YDI for being gay. YDI for geing confused. YDI for TRYING to prove your heterosexuality, something you don't need to do. YDI for agreeing with that comment, it was gay. Which by default, makes you gay.
roflinyourwaffle 0
65, kcluna meant "do you date guys to avoid girl problems?" you said "exactly!" followed by "wait i'm confused by what you're saying." to clarify, your agreement on kcluna's remark would make you a homosexual. i wouldn't be surprised if you loved vag though. you could be just dating guys because girls give you so much problem. either way, you do you.
BitterLoser 0
OOOOO hahaha no i put exactly as a response to the first Kcluna comment, but now that i actually reread it just now and wow...i ****** up hahaaha o well, i dont date guys waffle, only girls
nerdsgetmehot 23
#48 I'm sure lesbian couples have problems, too. They fight, cheat, and have bad days just like the rest of us.
BitterLoser 0
no lesbian couples are always happy
nerdsgetmehot 23
#74 Just because they always seem happy in "adult films" doesn't mean it's accurate in real life. :P Lesbians are real people, and real people always have problems, no matter what their sexual orientation or gender...
T1A2Z3 35
Pretty sure he's ******* with you...
BitterLoser 0
haha no lesbians are always happy, adult films or not :D haha but if they have problems then whats the point of marriage for them then?
BitterLoser 0
haha no lesbians are always happy, adult films or not :D haha but if they have problems then whats the point of marriage for them then?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#82. Wow. ALL people have problems, straight ones included. So what's the point of marriage for straight people then?
BitterLoser 0
Precisely.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I really don't think you get what I just said, but oh well... :P
BitterLoser 0
haha no i did, i just knew there was no way for me to win :D
thatsrightbabe 0
that's too bad! he doesn't deserve you.. feel better!!!
hahafylop 4
Duh nisey, he is attracted to the alienated blobs.
abbytkd1 0
it was probably his "other" girlfriend pretending to be his mom.
triggerit 5
nothing serious... just misunderstanding... call back later...
OfficialxAmber 0
Maybe she thought that he was with you? :/ fyl.