Today, I found out that the guy I slept with on our first date and bailed on me the next day is dating a friend of mine. In fact, they’re still together after sleeping together on the first date. Nice to know my vagina couldn’t make him stay with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I went on a date with, and refused to sleep with me because she, “doesn’t have sex on the first date” had no qualms about sleeping with my buddy on his first date with her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and it went great. I later found out that he came inside another girl, stole her sweatshirt, then left. After that, he proceeded to bang another girl. Both of these girls are in my friend group, and I still went on a date with him after. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML
Today, the guy who told me he “wasn’t looking for a relationship” started being in a relationship with another girl. I lost my virginity to him and went on a few dates with him. He’s actually confused as to why I’m upset about this. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
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slhiggx 17
I doubt it was just that.
Hangryko 32
Nobody has a say in what two consenting adults do. Why are you targeting OP, anyway? The guy did it too.
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Comments (7)
slhiggx 17
I doubt it was just that.
RichardPencil 32
Your friend probably upped the ante by adding mouth and anus. To keep a fella, you have to go "all-in" these days, so to speak.
McCheese09 11
She probably checked his oil for him.
Jon Tessler 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
instead of "blaming" your vag, figure out WHY you felt the need to sleep with him on the first date.
Hangryko 32
Nobody has a say in what two consenting adults do. Why are you targeting OP, anyway? The guy did it too.
emmalou 19
I doubt that was the reason
Sonotsuave 37
So, I’m not crazy proud of it but I slept with my now boyfriend on the third date two years ago and we are going strong. He’s three years older than me and has had like 7 partners before me, but I stayed a virgin until 26 when I met him. Yes it was early on in hindsight but it just felt right. All this is to say that sometimes when people find a partner they’re compatible with in all ways, not just sexually, it works out for them. It doesn’t have anything to do with you or your body per se, and people’s lowers aren’t the sole key to “making someone stay,” per se. It’s usually about a meaningful connection