Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I figured out why the guy I secretly love became so friendly with me. It appears that we became friends so that he could get closer to my very best friend and flirt with her. They’re now happily together and my best friend tells me all day long about him, and how they made out. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Ahhh, good old teenage days where you beat up your love rivalry. Now that I'm older and wiser, it's not something I would personally do. That's why I pay some homie to do it for me.
RichardPencil 32
Oh, you coax sucker!
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
Oh, you coax sucker!
Little Richard 11
For the punch, now you have to bang her!
Lobby_Bee 18
Ahhh, good old teenage days where you beat up your love rivalry. Now that I'm older and wiser, it's not something I would personally do. That's why I pay some homie to do it for me.
8313girl 28
A bully for hire!
Rafa1210 4
Did you punch him back though?
beybmoo 15
So are you in love with her too?
jfsiv 17
Is she hot? A punch to the face might be worth it!
ARISKomuniszt 24
It sounds like it's her fault... maybe you could start a punching circle?
fatbody 6
nae home slice you gotta **** him up now son