Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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Comments (599)
nikki15689emm 4
dont beat yourself up fr this...that dumbass clearly didn't deserve you =)
BeibertSmitor 10
My rule of thumb for girl's clothes: size=maturity. Clearly, you are 10 years more mature than this girl. Any self respecting mature girl wears sizes larger than the recomended.
Baseball_Monster 1
At least you have bigger boobs
sirwinnicky 0
I disagree justifys
natsaysheyyy 16
That sucks, but if you're self conscious of your size, maybe you could try dieting and exercising? Who knows, you could be hotter than that bitch!
58sqn 1
Maybe of you were a six he would not be your ex
atishe24 9
FYL for the cheating bit. YDI for the size bit. Peace!
missedwidow 5
I'm a size 6 but I have D's. Fat girls may have large breasts but they're always saggy and made of flab not muscle and are disgusting. Thumbs down all you like but it's true. And anyway, slim girls breasts are more noticable in proportion to their bodies.
longtimesunshine 4
damn dude you really don't have to be an asshole.
HotsyTotsy 8
Not true at all
foxtrousers 14
I find it amusing that 99 % of people on here would bash a woman for not being skinny. Sad, pathetic people. OP you don't deserve a bastard that would cheat on you. And FYI, I'm a size 16 and know just how many people find us "bigger" ladies attractive.
AwesomeSkySky 1
Maybe you just have bigger boobs