Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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longtimesunshine 4
this made me sad ):
_TheAtheist_ 10
What I see is a whole bunch of fat women ganging up and trying to say sizes 8-12 are normal, and that sizes 0-6 aren't curvy enough. ****** wake up! Do you think the human body has spent milenium evolving just for you to sit on your ass?? Sizes 0-6 is just goddamn how you're body is supposed to be!
zfchatroulette 24
While personally I think anything over a size 0 is unattractive, other people actually for some weird reason think fat (anything over size 5) is attractive. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.
alliem199521 10
Lol do u even kno what your talkng about? And she was size 16 not 8-12 learn to count.
HotsyTotsy 8
Just because she's skinnier doesn't mean you're not hotter.
jamilla77 1
No wonder he cheated on you
alliem199521 10
IM SO SORRY U SHOULD GET REVENGE BY GETTING A BF THAT LOVES U FOR U. Just cuz u weigh more doesnt mean ur any less beautiful. Shes a hoe anyways for knowingly helpin ur bf cheat.
emuexport 4
Thats good, means you have bigger **** !!!
kdm_km1 19
FATTY!
Kamon97 23
And you wonder why he cheated... Like I said before if you don't respect your body why should other people respect it too?
JessicaGrewal 22
I don't get why people are saying you deserve this.
lucyisbae 18
Your size shouldn't define you.