Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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notaperson 0
I tried to click on the I agree button but my phone hit the you deserve it, sorry, I don't think u deserve it, I think it sucks, but also believe everything happens for a reason and soon you'll realise it was his loss
notaperson 0
I tried to click on the I agree button but my phone hit the you deserve it, sorry, I don't think u deserve it, I think it sucks, but also believe everything happens for a reason and soon you'll realise it was his loss
NoodleBurger 0
you know the rule, yore allowed to cheat on fat chicks! they don't have feelings, because they eat them. trollololol
AutomatonRider 0
Haha fatty!
AutomatonRider 0
Haha fatty!
babyfatty 2
aww a size 16 in the UK isn't the same as in the US, you aren't that big, in the US you would only be a 10 but a size 6 top? she has to have no boobs!!! don't feel bad, if he wants a woman with the body of a boy, let him have it! find a man who wants a woman!! xx
ahole1212 3
YDI for being a fatso.
ciigoeswtf 11
no matter what the size difference is, you're still beautiful!
scooter50 12
Jenny Craige?
LMeltdown 4
Get big revenge: take up running and drop the weight and either win him back or make him eat his heart out. Will only take you several months of effort to get even. Or, get him back. But if a guy cheats once, he'll do it again.