Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression, I was as polite as possible, and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner, my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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yomamasmama 0
I bet she's really pretty :)
alex1432 9
ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.
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Comments (125)
Krista835 5
Maybe it was just a joke to start things off in a funny good way? Haha I dunno it's not that embarrassing though since she is in fact real
arielatrocious 0
I said that to my brothers girlfriend
AKlesbian907 0
lol sorry but I find this funny. should of winked at your gf. then proudly told your mom "yep made her in science class myself!"
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Why are we wearing bras on our heads?" "Ceremonial." ...and with that, I'm dating myself. :-)
eag05 0
- wow how much of a loser are u , even when the person that has love you rags on u!! pinche joto!
MRobvious750 0
After she said that you gotta French kiss her to just add that final touch.
crzysk8r 0
Yeah, the final touch of getting kicked off the will.
apcfan009 0
happened to me too. but thats cuz i had alot of long distance gf's before finding one nearby
cptmorgan15 2
Talking to people on WOW and claiming they're your girlfriend doesn't count. I don't blame your parents.
MadGod 0
not going to lie but is funny as hell.
starwind3438 9
Your avatar sucks. Anonymous can go to hell.
miSsFlien 15
LOOOOOOL.
sweetangelgal 3
lol, wow dat wasnt nice hahahah
Riddles66 0
I love your mom, but she prob was just joking to make her laugh