Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
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glockjaw 0
Well did she have hives? Or does your girlfriend just have a ****** up acne problem and your mom is just ignorant. clarity would make it more of an FML.
24788 7
haha, parents strike again. They just don't know how to keep their mouth shut.
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Comments (45)
glockjaw 0
Well did she have hives? Or does your girlfriend just have a ****** up acne problem and your mom is just ignorant. clarity would make it more of an FML.
corbincorbin 0
ya I dnt have a girlfriend like that thank god but my dad did tell her that she could do better
xxmollyxx 25
haha i would not be impressed if that happened to me! doubt she really did have them. not a good first impression anyway :)
24788 7
haha, parents strike again. They just don't know how to keep their mouth shut.
KennyP55 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
get a better looking girlfriend?
rukusrazor 0
Meh, lame. Should've told her that's what happens after you give her a pearl necklace.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
How is this a **** YOUR life? You picked her. **** your girlfriend's life for having to put up with your bitchy mom.
yesmy_love 0
um.... what's the problem here?
Exlibris 0
...acne? Maybe? This got through moderating how?
zap_fml 0
I don't understand how this is a FML in the slightest.
h011ist3rguy 0
Ouch...