Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Bent out of shape
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
First impressions
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
Maybe I'll stay home
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Leave it to the pros
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Stressed out
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Top comments
frolick123 0
theyd be giving u weird looks anyway u have drawn on eyebrows! not attractive sorry
Chocomaro 4
no one told u?
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Chocomaro 4
no one told u?
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
I know, what happened to all the honest people? :P I'd be like "bitch, you only got one eyebrow filled in!" :D
dreamering 16
It obvious that no one told her.
RainbowHeadache 2
People aren't really that caring enough now-a-days to tell someone when something is wrong with their face. Op I've done that before but it was the whole right side of my face I forgot to do. haha
EverybodyHatesCh 0
I told her but she ignored me.. in 3rd period
shakethat 10
lmao. def happened to me before. I yelled at my friend like why didn't you warn me. he said he thought I meant for it to look like that. ughh guys. lol
TookaWooka666 0
We don't tell people of these things because it's funnier this way lol.
ydi_4_suking 20
i dont wear make up so i dont know but doesnt it feel like one part of the face is missing something if the makeup is done right? or feel more caked or moisturized or something?
firstrecon 0
it's because people are to self absorbed to really care enough about others. (is feeling all.... uhm wise-ish)
redbluegreen 41
#43: You don't really feel a difference when you have makeup on, so no. If you can feel your makeup, you've probably caked on too much.
free2speak 14
both, FYL and YDI were at 1977 until I clicked YDI to make it 1978. Lame, I know but it made me smile, nonetheless. anyway, about the actual FML, who doesn't check their face at least once in the mirror the entire day?!?
OceanProtection 0
dude... every single one of your comments has had an elitist quality about it. Stop commenting lol. and stop complaining about things you do yourself
OceanProtection 0
Targeted at 45*
Samba1234 13
what about your friends?? why didn't they tell you? O.o
pseudolife 4
Damn... that sucks.
EverybodyHatesCh 0
... Balls!
glenzhao2 16
That's why I like my eyebrows made of hair
robbiboyo 0
it's cool to be abnormal. Everyone's doing it these day.
ekb294 4
it's the new trend ppl need to deal with it lol
MakeAScene 4
What a hairy situation.
dreamering 16
What???
MakeAScene 4
I couldn't think of a better pun. ): Plus, I hate it when girls fill in their eyebrows, so I figured I'd rub in the fact that she lacks in the eyebrow department.
guckylynn 19
That doesn't really fit with this FML...
EverybodyHatesCh 0
the question was "what??". not your opinion!!!
RainbowHeadache 2
I naturally can't grow thick, darker eyebrows & thats why I fill mine in. They look fairly natural so I don't see why you hate them when they're done right.
MakeAScene 4
Unlike you, the girls at my school think it's okay to use liquid eyeliner to fill theirs in. Your eyebrows look fantastic, but unfortunately, not all girls have the skill to fill them in. That's why I think they're better off without it.
RainbowHeadache 2
Well that's why I said when they're done correctly. haha But I know what you mean.
dreamering 16
Crap. I see where this is going: Someone is going to jump in and tell us how she forgot to shave the left side of the pubic hair, or forgot to shave the right leg etc MakeAScene, no problem at all for me, but if you don't have anything better to say, don't say it at all, or at least try to have some arguments to defend it.
borkchop1992 15
thats why you tattoo eyebrows like the cholas
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
win ^
mollieOdare 0
Soooo much win :)
LoveCali 0
LMFAO.!Yet Another Reason For Me To Not Wear Make Up.Haha;;Im Very Forgetful And Also I Think Make Up Is Gross:pp
EverybodyHatesCh 0
lier! lier! pants on fire!
Emma Marshall 19
You say with no profile pic lol
PSQ91 6
Way to look like a wierdo.
EverybodyHatesCh 0
Way to look like a douche bag.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Way to look like a donut-eating dinosaur.
firstrecon 0
doughnut eating dinosaur- I am stealing that, and yeah nice job on being a jerkfish (yeah jerkfish)
ceinaworus 0
way to abuse the way to jokes.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
lol win 59
frolick123 0
theyd be giving u weird looks anyway u have drawn on eyebrows! not attractive sorry
MuchDance90s 0
she said not "filled in," not absent completely. not every girl is dark and hairy with bushier or thick eyebrows to work with. some of us are fair and/or blonde with less body hair. doesn't mean we don't have eyebrows; they're just lighter and sometimes look better when touched up with pencil. some Asian women do this as well, as their brows are thinner/more sparse, too.
sicofthsht 1
You said it MuchDance. At least the girl didn't shave the brows completely and draw in new brows way too high yet forget one. Then someone might say she was a perplexed clown... If they were brave enough to say anything at all... Clowns scare me.
emmanizzer 6
dang. I'd kill to have light eyebrows. my eyebrows are dark brown and my hair is naturally blonde. it's a bitch :(
Emma Marshall 19
Ummm not all 'drawn on' eyebrows are bad. Doesn't mean you pluck them til they're 2mm thin and fill them in really badly. Some just need to be darker.
WillKill4Beer 0
You can't help it you were giving the people's eyebrow! ;)