Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression, I was as polite as possible, and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner, my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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Top comments
Jcsati8 0
You should have replied "Well obviously, your daughter likes me better, so suck on that!"
eitak 0
Don't worry, you're not dating the mom. Follow your heart.
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Comments (58)
geesquared 0
First comment! Your girlfriend's mom is a bitch.
choppedNskrewed 0
tht sucksss...what an obnoxious mom! (second)
Jcsati8 0
You should have replied "Well obviously, your daughter likes me better, so suck on that!"
tpm45 25
Thank you for not saying "third."
eitak 0
Don't worry, you're not dating the mom. Follow your heart.
Serial 2
you should of thrown your dinner at her face and said "there, i made you better looking"
averageirishman 0
I liked my old girlfriends mom better.
JakedGr8 0
Ouch, I'd just be like "well you're in for quite a surprise". and show her!
ello_ello 0
"I am going to treat your daughter like a ragdoll tonight" that would have got a reaction
hardcoremax 0
lmao @ number 5 and number 3 and 4 is right, follow your heart
twilax101 0
No, the FML is actually: "Today, I said out loud that i liked my daughters previous boyfriend better than her current one. FML."
Zoa_fml 0
Seriously...why do moms have to be like that?!! Obviously their son/daughter is dating someone for a reason, and they should just be happy and non-judgmental, and just support whatever makes their child happy!