Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression, I was as polite as possible, and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner, my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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yomamasmama 0
I bet she's really pretty :)
alex1432 9
ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.
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Comments (125)
HarryMcC 1
haha lol sucks for you :)
iheartbewbies 0
The only thing sucking would be the phanny pack after the car wash in the desert.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
what?
Gunnybear 0
Sucks as in the GF, mother or .... dad? 0.o
iheartbewbies 0
12, He said "That sucks" because that's the only thing he could think of because he was in such a rush to be first.
slantyshanty 7
maybe they thought that OP was gay?
tbrizzy 0
next time don't talk your girl up to an imaginary state of mind
brokemysoul 0
hahahhahaha this Fml made me laugh
lunaXXdennice 0
that sucks maybe u shouldn't have invited her over... or showed them pictures of her...
glenzhao2 16
Hey, you could tell her you showed them pictures and they thought she was too hot to be real? :)
alex1432 9
ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.
andres19 0
maybe you should question your existence, or whether anything is actually "real"
Nena713 0
Descartes used that same principle to figure out if anything is real. But remember, "I think, therefore I am."
Anubyte 0
Well, if were getting into this discussion, is anything truly real? To me, reality is defined by each persons outlook on the world, so, what is "real" anyway?
robbiboyo 0
sex in your parents room would make everything right again.
ydi_4_suking 20
sex her up right in their faces
comepoopwithme 0
and then if they walk in on you, look at them in the eyes, and finish
passief 0
how is 3 thumbed down? it always makes everything right. unless they are there, naturally.
robbiboyo 0
lol it's cause people on fml hate me, that's why the people who continued farther into the parents room thing got thumbs up.
Garyy_fml 11
^ He's 20? He looks 11.
robbiboyo 0
lol its the Asian in me. In real life ppl think I'm 15.
yomamasmama 0
I bet she's really pretty :)
leeshxx 3
aw I like people how assume nice things. it's a nice change :)
leeshxx 3
who*
EverybodyHatesCh 0
I bet she's really ugly :)
leeshxx 3
39 how about **** no! if u want to get your ******* rocks off there are other websites to visit! **** man I seriously would cut your balls off with a mother ******* blunt chain saw! you dirty little horny 12 year old
Blueglasscup 18
Not creepy at all...
firstrecon 0
huh blunt chain saw. wow I though I was the only one who came up with evil things such as that.... I was wrong..... either way nice comeback I found that hilarious.
leeshxx 3
sucked in 39! thank you mod gods :) mmm yes I can be quite evil... that was pretty compared to some stuff I've said on here..
iLazy 0
I bet she's a nymphomaniac.
WiderWille 11
I bet that I don't care how OPs gf looks like
hook_em 0
well jolly good show way to get right with the ladies and you could have been nice in replying back to 19 since she liked your comment sheesh haha
HCoHev 0
Your parents must think you're gay but pretending not to be :/
borkchop1992 15
im quite sure that they thought he was a loser who couldnt get any girl
HCoHev 0
just a suggestion? gosh :/
Kazze 31
Your suggestion sucked. Gosh. :/
borkchop1992 15
holy crap your imagination is so wild your imaginary friends become real!
ydi_4_suking 20
its like that crazy kid from the old twilight zones where he would think of something and it would become real....crazy shit
Anubyte 0
Oh god, if that happened to me, the world would be filled with asexual fairies :/ Yes I'm a guy, and yes, I'm a little odd.
bfflrhea 0
^ummmm okayy?! lmfao!
sonic19951 6
fosters home for imaginary friends!! except this one wont be going to the foster house.
PSQ91 6
Well, four month without showing her to your parents made them suspicious I guess. Or they thought you're gay and faking.
Dennisse_47 17
Yeah I agree. 4 months without introducing your girlfriend to your parents? Maybe it's just me but I think that's a little too long to wait for that, so I wouldn't blame them for thinking you were lying about having a girlfriend. Unless she was out of town for a long time or you guys were busy, then that could be understandable
dreamering 16
Respond to her: "No, I'm a ghost and she is a ghosbuster".
nikkibihm 0
that sucked
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I agree, that was pretty terrible :l
lilpinkponcho 3
next time spell ghost right...
Yousuck24 21
You should of said to your mum "Yeah, more real than your boobs."
cptmorgan15 2
snap
Betterthink4 6
O shit
RainbowHeadache 2
I feel like this is something I'll say to my son as well. But only because I'm mean.
kurdi 0
or maybe cuz his ugly lol