Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression, I was as polite as possible, and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner, my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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yomamasmama 0
I bet she's really pretty :)
alex1432 9
ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.
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Comments (125)
mk58 31
Did you tell her you had a girlfriend when you didn't, prior to this incident? Maybe she thought you were trying to put one past her again.
perdix 31
With a name like Rosie Palms, it's easy to see that the mom thought you were just her loser son's imaginary masturbational girlfriend.
NoellleBuddy 0
awh how cute lol. gotta love ur momma ..
reddwarf_fml 0
lmao. wow. that's great
a7x_RoCk3r 12
OP needs a sense of humor
jmonk 0
hella messed up
starwind3438 9
Oh my god, your mom's a bitch!!!
supra23 0
nice going there asshole!!!
paradiseisland01 0
there probably honestly happy that you found someone happy with. And wondering why it took so long to find that special someone . great luck on your new relationship. ps sometime it takes years to find that special person . trust me your not alone.
GallifreyDog 2
Take a joke..
starwind3438 9
I doubt the mom was joking.