Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
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WearingHats 14
At least it was empty.
ginnygoggorgon 3
Reconsider your word choices when breaking up with future girlfriends lol
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Comments (110)
spottyblanket 8
she is fond of irony
carminecris89 13
While she overreacted, YDI. Saying you have a lot on your plate is a bullshit excuse. You need to actually tell her the real reason so that she has closure and can move on. When guys say stuff like "I have a lot on my plate", girls know you're bullshitting and now have no real closure and a lot of self doubt and what ifs.
Good_old_Grim 8
Why can't being burdened by other stuff be the real reason? Stuff like work, studies, family responsibilities and other crap can pile up to the point where there is just no time for the girl. Would it be better if he tried to juggle it all and the girl just got neglected?
Ashybebe 2
Irony level over 9000. Sounds like u let a witty one get away haha
whatadaydanny 12
Guy breaks up with girl, girl overreacts = You Deserve It Girl breaks up with guy, guy overreacts = Your life sucks, **** that guy. THIS COMMUNITY DRIVES ME INSANE.
gamer925 2
It would have been funny if she yelled...NOW YOU HAVE A CAR ON YOUR PLATE!
Quimpo 14
You should have chosen your words wisely lol
nymerian91 6
"I find his line cliché, so he deserves to have his windshield broken." Are you people voting YDI as deranged as the girlfriend must've been? Or has all the FMLs made you think that people (or more correctly, guys) deserve whatever they get simply by leaving a failing relationship? FYL OP.
kraz8 1
Sucks for you, but you gotta admit that was a lame breakup line.
RKD 23
Well, OP, looks like you can really DISH it out but you can't take it,,,,,,nah, seriously, if you didn't see it was going anywhere, but that was a lame-o breakup line!
steve105 2
and it's a rare sight to see a plate flying to windshield.. I missed it