Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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jessisaur 0
what a bitch
DocBastard 40
Djaypee, I don't know if you've ever been married, but monogamy is NOT overrated (as Steff said). I am not faithful to my wife out of tradition, I'm faithful because I love and respect her. I have women hitting on me all the time; I'm not bragging, just stating a fact (nurses tend to hit on doctors a lot). But I don't give any of them the time of day because I love my wife, not because of some tradition. If more men and women were respectful of their mates, adultery wouldn't be as much of a problem. I realize that's obvious and trite, but it bears repeating.
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Comments (137)
CashMusicNet 0
Wit those motives, I wouldn't even believe u stuck ya penis in that lol. I hope u didn't. thats a GRADE A ****
Sebas373 1
thats just sad
bannedpianoman 0
She DOES have a point, but that's not right...
courk94 6
really ?? she has a point ?! she's clearly delusional .. and so are you .. see if you stick by what you said when the day comes you've been cheated on .. and if you have been already .. you obviously learnt nothing .. and deserved it (:
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Wtf
muchagente 5
somehow i never understood how exclusivity for most of the people can be the only reason for having a relationship. i understand anxiousness and insecurity, but the way you are telling the story looks like she would like to stay in a steady relationship with you. so, she is right after all: it wouldn't be a problem if you were okay with this. with her enjoying the good sides of life. if you would accept it, it wouldn't be cheating, and right she is. do you love her and want a steady an respectful relationship, or do you want an 18th-century fake-romantic relationship, that will break up anyway as soon as anyone of you gets the feeling of being locked-in? you decide.
moemoeKYUNN 0
gtfo u trolls!
fuzzy1994 0
that dumb ****
zombiebram 0
don't be a *****
woddox 0
I moderated this one. hooray for me!
DearLar 0
well it's true.