Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
Trust
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Nice try
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Makes sense
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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jessisaur 0
what a bitch
DocBastard 40
Djaypee, I don't know if you've ever been married, but monogamy is NOT overrated (as Steff said). I am not faithful to my wife out of tradition, I'm faithful because I love and respect her. I have women hitting on me all the time; I'm not bragging, just stating a fact (nurses tend to hit on doctors a lot). But I don't give any of them the time of day because I love my wife, not because of some tradition. If more men and women were respectful of their mates, adultery wouldn't be as much of a problem. I realize that's obvious and trite, but it bears repeating.
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Comments (137)
kemolegend907 0
how about instead of dumping her, cheat on her. if she says something you just hv to say " it wouldn't be a problem if YOU were ok with it" :)
briannak91 0
your better off without her!
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
she should have made sure you were okay with it first. it's one thing to make sure that you two are being safe (ie condoms or whatever) in your own relationship, but you're not there when she's banging other dudes, so I don't care how she tries to spin it. she is being very unfair to OP on multiple levels.
slickrasta 1
now take her back tell her you were just kidding your cool with it. then bang her like a piece of meat and dump her ass immediately after!
muffpuncher 0
slam her in the popper as then give her the good old ATM
underpaid011 0
what a *****.
faroutrabbit 0
um yeah duhh
perdix 31
Downgrade her from "girlfriend" to "**** buddy" and keep sticking it to her. Problem solved. . . and you're welcome. Be glad that now it is open season for you to try out replacements while being able to return to her nice warm, um, . . . bed until you've secured a new girlfriend, that is, if you still want to play at this monogamy business.
iaa69 0
agree with that. keep her as a **** buddy until you get someone better that deserves to be your GF
YoungMoney1492 0
I'd say I'm ok with it than bang the living shiy out of her best friend and tell her the same thing when she finds out. before she finds out get one last bang out of her tho
georggx 3
what absolute bitch!!
Nadinek98 0
mutual agreement ?