Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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jessisaur 0
what a bitch
DocBastard 40
Djaypee, I don't know if you've ever been married, but monogamy is NOT overrated (as Steff said). I am not faithful to my wife out of tradition, I'm faithful because I love and respect her. I have women hitting on me all the time; I'm not bragging, just stating a fact (nurses tend to hit on doctors a lot). But I don't give any of them the time of day because I love my wife, not because of some tradition. If more men and women were respectful of their mates, adultery wouldn't be as much of a problem. I realize that's obvious and trite, but it bears repeating.
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Comments (137)
YourWetDream 0
I would punch her in the face then when she starts to cry just casually say "You know this wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with" :]
Gundamu 0
Woooow. Talk about contender for C of the Year.
mrjude 3
Well, she's right. It wouldn't be a problem if you were okay with it. It also wouldn't be a problem if she didn't spend so much time being a *****.
Rexkless213 0
dirty hoe
Peaceluver123 0
Wut kinda sense does that make?
guywithhead 5
lawl. dumb bitch.
beastwill64 16
is she insane?
Partyman22 0
The bitch will bur.
massacreman3000 1
stay with her, use condoms... inject aids into her, scream at her 'incompetance'
courk94 6
You're all Retards for thinking she has a point .. Mate, your Dating a Delusional . . .