Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
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Top comments
thunderbrave 0
Hate when that happens. At least ants are high in protein!
OmniFML 0
And now they're gonna be swimmin' inside you for a loooong time. :)
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OmniFML 0
And now they're gonna be swimmin' inside you for a loooong time. :)
princess243 0
DAMN... same shit happened to me.. but i didn't drink it!!
PumpkinTarte 0
Omg, how could you not see the ants when you're scooping the powder out with your spoon? YDI for not being attentive.
iceex56 0
hahahah ^ well, nesquick(sp?) is known to have SOMETHING wrong with their chocolate milk mix....
BCrazzi 9
They won't be swimming in him, they will desolve into tummy acid and become liquid ants:3
thunderbrave 0
Hate when that happens. At least ants are high in protein!
thabeast 0
yeah Ants =protein so its not really that bad or nasty
TheKevinDasilva 0
I was gonna say that too, lol... But then I scrolled down and saw your comment... Energy Drink XD
robodoll 0
Barf!!!!
BlackBirdBillie 0
ugh that happened to me once before. not quite as extreme...but still unpleasant. that sucks!!!
jardinteylor 0
yeah, nesquick has always ended up with some kind of little crawly bug in it, so i never buy it anymore.
Starayo 1
What kind of crappy quality control does the US have for their nesquik? My little sister has some nesquik every day, we go through tins of the stuff and never found anything of the sort. :P
TheUnthinkable 0
haha o wow that is true # 68
humorizer 14
I believe the ants were an infestation that occurred in their pantry because they didn't close the lid correctly.
TheKevinDasilva 0
It isn't that it came from the factory w/ bugs… Just that people take to long to use it all and/or don't close it correctly…
whoaa_nellie 0
i ******* HATE ants!!! they make my skin crawl!!! fyl INDEED!!!!!
wootie 0
yikes. that really sucks.
Seti_fml 0
ants are edible and not at all bad for you... so besides it being a little unsettling everything is fine.
Overcast117 5
This FML made my skin crawl. But they're not bad for you.
stunty_fml 0
There are worse things than ants... like that pulsating mutant sewer lifeform they found in North Carolina... yummy!
AndelleRae 9
Bahaha. That shit reminded me of the walls in the nightmare world in the Silent Hill games. I loved it.
babybarb 0
this is in you!! http://www.heyne.com.au/gardencentre/factsheets/images/largeant.jpg
stunty_fml 0
what a cute little fella