Anon
Australia
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Niva
San Jose, United States
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
whereismyring
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
JTo
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
stuck
United States
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Bloodknight 22
Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!
missmasturah 0
That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.
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Comments (141)
Malik_fml 0
Boyfriend Being Gay FML #347
dalo500 0
you must look like a boy if you went out with 2 gay guys!~
blastvortex 4
Well, if you want him/them back, maybe... offer to be the cream filling in the proverbial Oreo? ㄟ㋛ㄏ Just a thought...
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Can you edit these posts are they are up? The word "behind" is spelled correctly in the post I see.
piano993 0
haha that's a win.
null_fml 11
If you broke up with him, that makes him your ex-boyfriend. So... your ex-boyfriend is seeing himself? O_O
TheTragicReturn 0
... Are you kidding? I'm sure the author dated more than one guy.
null_fml 11
I was, actually. I try to make it obvious that I'm joking by saying something so completely retarded nobody could ACTUALLY think that way... ...but around here, instead of the desired effect, it just ends up fitting in. >.>
Butcher_1419 0
your boobs suck
Carly999 0
ahhhh that sucks what a fag
plexico 4
Nothing happened behind your back. The hot stuff really happened behind one of their backs and then behind the other's. Thanks for being a fluff girl for gay ****.
Armin_fml 0
Eh.. another Anon FML? This must be like the fifth FML on this site by the person named 'Anon' Is that a set name, like anonymous? or is he/she just someone making up stories?
wingedspiritus 0
Anonymous it is.
dyld921 2
Do you even know what 'anonymous' is? It means a person with their identity hidden. Dumbass.
that_nerdy_sock 3
And that's what you pay attention to. Way to go.