Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27
Assuming that was his actual excuse, he still lied. Because in the period of time between him saying 'no' and you two breaking up, you were still dating.
jckxzie 15
What a loser..
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Comments (58)
jckxzie 15
What a loser..
JazzHandsFML 28
*liar*
peacheso 31
A lying loser.
flyingmind_fml 17
she's a loser too 4 dating someone who dosn't like her !!
starile 20
What probably happened: Hot girl is interested in him, asks if he's dating OP. Boyfriend says "no" (fairly common thing for guys to lie about). Boyfriend dumps OP to have a chance with hot girl. FYL, OP
Swandive235 27
Good to know he's faithful. FYL
odamaliekh 26
This has nothing to do with being faithful? Just a douchy stupid boyfriend.
ZombieVampirez 24
To his word
RpiesSPIES 27
Assuming that was his actual excuse, he still lied. Because in the period of time between him saying 'no' and you two breaking up, you were still dating.
ComoEsJuan 24
And if he made it up, he's still lying. Either way, his pants are on fire.
IDerive 12
That's assuming that time is linear.
LittleMissShadow 16
If he's gonna be like that you don't need him anyway!
jada_crump 10
If he can't claim you, he's not worth it. Sorry op.
tzemmy 25
What an ass. Good riddance op, hopefully you'll find someone soon
Allusivness 21
Hang in there OP you will meet a honest person.
IceMan11 23
Sounds like your better off without that guy.
flopstar 21
He sounds really immature & honestly you don't want to be with someone like this. It will hurt for awhile but actually it's one step closer to finding the right guy.
whitnayfortooh 29
wow..what a charmer :/