Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Bloodknight 22
Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!
missmasturah 0
That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.
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Comments (141)
MsQTpie 0
ydi for bein unoriginal...if u r going ro do a bs fml use a new one this one is submitted at least 5 times a day...
Moy_fml 6
FYL that: 1) Your 'current' bf is cheating on you. 2) Your 'current' bf is cheating on you with a man. 3) Your 'current' bf is cheating on you with a man that just happens to be your ex. 4) Your 'current' bf is cheating on you with a man that just happens to be your ex and they both happen to like men. 5) You turned both of them gay.
Stardenn 0
turned them /BOTH/ gay? o_O
DameGreyWulf 1
I doubt she turned them gay. I doubt you can be turned gay in this manner. Think about it; someone can say their significant other made him/her swear off (wo)men all (s)he wants, but if he doesn't like the idea of dick-in-mouth syndrome, or she doesn't like playing with *******, then he and she aren't gay. Of course, that's not the case here, but I think more likely they're bi dudes who obviously share interests if they tried the same chick. Orrr... they could still be trying to find their sexuality, if they're teens still. OP just got unlucky as hell... amusingly so, though. At least it's not as tragic as some other cheating stories we've seen here.
im_a_dinosaur 0
aww shit man. thts fuked uppp aha.
sven25 0
Cheer up. You are an excellent fag hag in training. :)
gotowardsthelite 0
wow that sucks.
hrtstealer 0
sucks to be you. maybe you should have tossed the salad.
nhionlyone 0
Sorry to hear that...but soon you will find someone right for you out there
Salty_Specula 0
There isn't much more of a slap in that face than that... Although it depends on what you did to both of them :P