kierstin
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
sofked
United States
Overboard
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
lug_nut
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Mel Hahn
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
His name is now "Cunt" in my phone
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
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rockmasterflex69 0
You don't break up with someone because they have anger issue,s you break up with them if they refuse to do something about it (therapy etc). Its not like he chose to have a problem. DO you think its crazy fun to be angry?
macnamera 0
Well at least he has remained consistent.
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sanem0808238036 0
Oh and i agree with amatuer_ninja (:
MiseryMan 0
OP was dating Wolverine! She's practically a celebrity now!
linzilady 0
Wow. That's a little bit scary. But at least it was just your tires. And how can she deserve it for breaking up with him? Why would anyone stay in a relationship with a guy who would do that? It doesn't matter if she knew he had anger issues before they started dating, once you're in a relationship like that, you should be able to get out if you want to.
Superawesomestev 0
Shoot to kill. Otherwise it's your word against his, and he obviously has problems...
HahaYDI 0
Rofl-Lizard
doggie3 0
lucky you.
jonny2x4 0
Be prepared for some stalking. Well, a lot of stalking to be exact. What happened to cause him to snap before you broke up with him? Sounds like he finally dropped the fake facade and showed his true colors. Breaking up with him didn't help matters.
sphinx_fml 0
wow better be away from him
paiix 0
at least you know you made the right choice :]
LeoV_fml 0
#1 lmaocat? Wuh... Wait.... Hmm?