kierstin
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
sofked
United States
Overboard
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
lug_nut
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Mel Hahn
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
His name is now "Cunt" in my phone
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Top comments
rockmasterflex69 0
You don't break up with someone because they have anger issue,s you break up with them if they refuse to do something about it (therapy etc). Its not like he chose to have a problem. DO you think its crazy fun to be angry?
macnamera 0
Well at least he has remained consistent.
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Comments (109)
Lythiaren 8
Make hm pay for it.
pygmalion_fml 4
Call the police. It's obvious the guy has serious issues... there's no telling if slashed tires are the end or the beginning of your problems. Even if you don't press charges, it's best if the police are aware of the incident in case he attempts anything else.
blastvortex 4
Unless she can prove it, she likely won't get anything for it, even if she goes to court. It probably wouldn't be a bad idea ideal to still file that report anyway though.
maundy 0
still give him the benefit of the doubt. it couldve been someone else.
amateur_ninja 0
better that he slashed your tires than your throat.
perdix 31
You should have married the guy to protect your tires. You need to sacrifice something as trivial as your "happiness" to keep the Michelin Man whole and unharmed.
TheLetterZero 7
I find it awesome that there's 3 1-line FML posts in a row.
sodahhhr 0
i cuncour yo that is funny
Bluetreess 0
he coming for u nextt. sleep with one eye open.
BunnyDrastic 0
Good job
lolaha 0
to be fair, you were quite aware of his anger problems. next time park your car in the garage.
Stahn 0
Umm how was she supposed to know he would target her car? I guess she should have moved to another country too in case he egged her house. I don't see how it was stupid to not move her car. That's analogous to saying she shouldn't have gone outside at night if she didn't want to get raped. And not everyone has access to a garage, numbnuts.
lolaha 0
its called a joke. i didn't know FMYLIFE was o so serious.
Shewn 0
that sucks
AlwaysBlameMe_19 0
same problem here,, terrible tantrums.. good luck