Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Overboard
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Top comments
rockmasterflex69 0
You don't break up with someone because they have anger issue,s you break up with them if they refuse to do something about it (therapy etc). Its not like he chose to have a problem. DO you think its crazy fun to be angry?
macnamera 0
Well at least he has remained consistent.
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Comments (109)
Camer0ne 0
YDI, it doesn't take a detective to figure out someone has anger issues before you invite them to your home.
syed121417 22
You'd be surprised. Anger issues aren't always blatantly obvious. More times than not, they come out are a relationship has been established. It's more than possible that I could start dating someone I see as completely normal then realize something is deeply wrong only when we ghave an argument. Happens a lot. People don't realize that until it happens to them, unfortunately
JosephHiguera 0
lmaotiger
Drummer389000 0
you should've said something to someone before you did it.
ravedevour 0
I love that man <3
vietmanx 10
u need to know he was gonna do that
hateevryone 15
anger problems? more like, psycho problems
newmandotcom 6
Coincidence. That doesn't mean he's the one who did it
supportcommand 17
Slash his
stehsha24 9
My moms ex just did that to her car the other night. They broke up almost 3 years ago.
PsychoKittie 7
YAY SUEING