Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Just one last mooch, for old times' sake. You wouldn't want him to stay because he couldn't afford to leave? Pay the man.
untoward 0
fhl your life just got instantly better.
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Comments (71)
SxyDianosaurRAWR 0
lmfao
KingDingALing 9
^ I hate it when people do that. OP- suck him off.
sheribb 5
why did you put up with that shit for 4years?? Please tell me you didn't gov him any money and made him and his crap walk wherever the hell he needed to go!!
MissErikaHart 0
op you shoulda ripped a $20 bill in half and threw it at him, just to b a bitch
Cinn_fml 23
Isn't ripping up $20 a waste of $20 anyway? It would be more benefitial overall to just give it to him in whole.
MattBC97 4
I got first, haha screw u FMLers
perdix 31
Just one last mooch, for old times' sake. You wouldn't want him to stay because he couldn't afford to leave? Pay the man.
ohSNAPyall 27
Agreed, small price.
ChampionKO 6
u fail to the max number 2
_HeadShot_ 0
did #2 run away?
Sexywifey91 0
lol that us so sad no wonder you dumped him couldn't even afford to pay for his own gas!
ZuRG_fml 7
Fax it to him
daniella4680 0
sevenn and **** him
Astroman129 7
I don't think she wants to have sex with him. Unless if it is breakup sex. Then it is fine. =]
doublelover 0
lol I guess he didn't understand it
untoward 0
fhl your life just got instantly better.
TOL_fml 6
haha of course he would