kierstin
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
sofked
United States
Overboard
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
lug_nut
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Mel Hahn
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
His name is now "Cunt" in my phone
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Top comments
rockmasterflex69 0
You don't break up with someone because they have anger issue,s you break up with them if they refuse to do something about it (therapy etc). Its not like he chose to have a problem. DO you think its crazy fun to be angry?
macnamera 0
Well at least he has remained consistent.
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Comments (109)
DameGreyWulf 1
Well... at least that's ALL he did.
OmnomnomAPPLE 0
You really should have seen that one comming.
zshaikh 0
when I read this quickly I thought it said your ******* were slashed. I got scared haha
demonkey_fml 4
I'm sorry, but you need to get a restraining order and document his actions. You may not think you need to, but if something serious happens, there needs to be a record. Contact the police.
americayay 0
Even if she did, though, what would she do? Stay with him? At least she's smart enough to get out once she realizes the anger issues. In the long run, the tire repair/replacement will be nothing compared to getting out of an unhealthy relationship.
Ninjaface 0
Predictable boyfriend is predictable. You should have prepared for the breakup by getting self-sealing tires (or this product I saw an infomercial for one time that you put in your tires to make them self-sealing).
syed121417 22
Right because when you breakup with someone the first thing most people think is "oh, they are gonna slash my tires".
Grangoire 0
Who says he did it? Maybe you were a bitch to someone else or live in a shitty/ghetto area. Just saying, don't jump to any hasty conclusions.
alittlebunyrabit 0
l2 not date assholes.
spectator 0
A word of advice and caution: Beware the abuse cycle. In a few days, he'll apologize and swear it will never happen again. But it will. And it would be worse the next time.
sovereign_fml 0
I've got a girlfriend and I still agree most girls(not mine ;p) are drawn to douchemonkeys.