kierstin
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
sofked
United States
Overboard
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
lug_nut
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Mel Hahn
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
His name is now "Cunt" in my phone
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Top comments
rockmasterflex69 0
You don't break up with someone because they have anger issue,s you break up with them if they refuse to do something about it (therapy etc). Its not like he chose to have a problem. DO you think its crazy fun to be angry?
macnamera 0
Well at least he has remained consistent.
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Comments (109)
someone879 6
If you liked him enough you would have helped him with his issues not leave him
rocker_chick23 27
Um...I am guessing you have never been in an abusive relationship or too ******* stupid to get a boyfriend or girlfriend. There is a huge possibility that if OP stayed, she would be beaten or killed.
syed121417 22
Well she didn't like him enough because you need to realize that it's hard to stay with someone like that. It's not her fault she doesn't have those feelings for him. Do you think she is obligated to stay with him, even if she's unhappy? He will find someone who can stay with him and she will find someone right for her. Things don't work out and that's life.
DeadxManxWalking 27
could've tried to help?
Adam Daniel 20
Tip for him... only slash 3 because all four lets insurance pay for them! Lol, sorry