kierstin
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
sofked
United States
Overboard
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
lug_nut
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Mel Hahn
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
His name is now "Cunt" in my phone
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Top comments
rockmasterflex69 0
You don't break up with someone because they have anger issue,s you break up with them if they refuse to do something about it (therapy etc). Its not like he chose to have a problem. DO you think its crazy fun to be angry?
macnamera 0
Well at least he has remained consistent.
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Comments (109)
Kronic_Kitten 0
Wow pretty scary! I agree with both #16 & 17. Get the police involved and aware of the possibility that things could get worse and that your safety is at risk. Don't go out anywhere alone in the meantime in case, he may to try to hurt you.
J1208 2
Why did you go out with him in the 1st place?
I_GET_ASS 0
R E P E A T !
Sun_Kissed18 25
Guess not :/ She sould have though... I mean she KNOWs he has anger issues, why would she just expect him to be all calm and mature?
FerrariCake 2
He's probably angry because he lives in ******* Nevada. You might have to go to a different state to find a guy who doesn't have "anger issues".
aaabc597 0
i think u live down the street from me, either thats u or people really hate those them too. :/
Lehk 9
get a restraining order
jonnymohio 2
You made the right call breaking up with him. Imagine if you'd done it later what he would've slashed instead?
Clitastrophe 0
YDI for not putting two and two together. No anger control + being dumped by a bitch = Really pissed ex. Do the math next time.
sanem0808238036 0
Now HOW dumb can you be? If you knew he had anger management issues you would have known that he would not just go "Alright baby, i understand why you broke up with me." and then walk away. I dont know what kind of weird shit hes got going on or he could have done, but honey, him slashing your tires was the best option you could have gotten.
OverEnthusiast 0
Well, what other option was there? Just to stay with a guy who gets really angry really easily and could be potentially harmful? She didn't have a huge amount of choice, did she? It wasn't stupid of her. But you're right, she should have expected it.