SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
Ow
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Golden Valley, United States
Power move
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.
xStarKillerx 4
These tables... they plot these things....
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Comments (53)
johannson_31 0
fail blog
sum1two 0
How does that make your life terrible?? think about the children that don't even have tables!!!
neo08061972 12
What did you learn???
pepelapew 0
doing lines?
_DowNTOThEFulL_ 0
I'll make sure I won't do that ^^
HannahGoose14 0
been there done that
robotiick 12
I liked at the fml
fredlax9 7
Broken nosee that sux. I got a broken nose. It feels like someone is hammering u on the nose!
Syynyyster 5
STUPID TABLES