Wtf
Peakhurst, Australia
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up at 2am to find my desk on fire. Thinking I'd forgotten a lit candle, I threw water to extinguish the flames. It turns out it was the reflection of the streetlight through the window. My laptop is ruined. FML
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Glowworm56 27
It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.
Dave_Davington 34
Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.
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Dave_Davington 34
Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.
Glowworm56 27
It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.
RichardPencil 32
Invite your homeowner’s insurance agent over for drinks and claim you lost your laptop in a fire. Hopefully, they’ll be drunk enough to agree to pay!
Lobby_Bee 18
Have you tried rebooting your laptop? It might do the trick.
Glowworm56 27
How about rebooting your brain too while you're at it?
tounces7 28
Why was this downvoted so much? It's a corny joke referring to "technical support", yes, but that's it.
DanielleinDC 34
Anything that involves heavy drinking is an automatic YDI.
S6eyrkkht 12
standing there, sobering up... staring at your laptop like a stroke victims cum face frozen in time!
i8cake 12
no amount of rice can save you from your inibriated judgement!
Bubbilility 27
Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the hottest laptop of them all? Not you.
tounces7 28
"Today, after a night of heavy drinking" You know, I really only had to read this far before clicking "YDI".
Taurus_ChicKa 37
"Today, after a night of heavy drinking." Instant YDI.